LL- Kay!
and I’m rockin’ like a Cool Kat.
I don’t bust it ‘bout the hate and the rat-a-tat.
LUV!
is the message that I’m bringin’ you.
Today I wanna pledge my luv to my girl, Sue.

CHEER!
‘cuz I used to coach the pom poms.
QUEER!
‘cuz I can groove it with the drama dames.
My confusion is causin’ such dis-par-i-ty.
How will I ever get my Sue to really C-me?

She’s tall!
and I would climb her for the Eye-Full.
But would she sense my Glee and turn her face spite-ful?
I’m on fire!
and I would sing her a show tune-
Somethin’ ‘bout
beddin’ down
right outta
Brigadoon.

I say, Hey!
I know you’re three times a lady.
Brick House.
Stick House.
The real Slim Shady.
Just wanna roll you!
Mama, in the house o’ straw.
Come and see me in your pearls and your sports bra.

Pain!
How can I make it to next season?
Truth!
And you’ll probably call it treason.
All I know is I wanna be your megaphone,
So I can get
your pretty lips
in the gym all alone.