I don’t usually go to Starbucks, but I’ve got a gift card, and the food here’s good (if expensive). I also don’t tend to buy wifi while I’m here, but this is too good to pass up.

Please don’t think me a voyeur, it’s not like I’m gawking or anything, but I noticed you on the way back to my seat, checking out the latest stories, and my name’s in one of your tabs.

Now usually, I’d be all flustered and nervous, I’m not the kind of person who just meets new people like that, but I’m partly a writer, and I’ve got a huge weak spot for a good story. This one can’t be beat.

I’ll keep this short. I don’t want you to leave before I get a chance to post it.