i think you left out an important word in the key sentence! “and that is why I tried to eat them?” psychiatrists is spelled with an a, and i like the ironical name of the city. :) Nice job with the carnivorous twist!

Oh my god. Thank you! I would have never noticed.

Do you mean “ravine” as in a small narrow steep-sided valley? I can’t find a definition for “rivine”.

Hahahahaha.
I like it. It’s deliciously warped.