Okay, I’ll be honest—I stopped after the second paragraph. Silly and all, but kind of weak. I think you went overboard with the silly and inane and random, losing me, the audience, in the process.

the only thing i like about this is that you and spageti have a war going on, where he writes gay obnoxiousness and you rip it apart with ludicrousness and he defends his obnoxiousness so you can ignore it an continue the ADD ripping of the story to shreds of incontinuity.

Not “darling hell” ?