I like that a room (Which breaks you) can be a star-spangled-banner. Very nice. It’s clearly a rant, yet so sophisticated.

Reminds me vaugely of Dilbert.
Well done.

Very interesting. Your word choice is superb and makes you think of fitting rooms in a wholly different light.

Very funny little description of the perils of the workplace put into a slighlty dramatic flare. I didn’t really get the last sentence though, but maybe it’s cause I don’t like multiple personality disorder reference.