Click.
I sit at my computer and stare at the screen.
Click.
I wait for a reaction.
Click.
Nothing.
Click.
What’s wrong with this thing??
Click.
This is important. I don’t have time for this.
Click.
I groan as a message pops up on my screen.
ERROR. PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER IMMEDIATELY
Click.
DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.
Click.
BOOM.