Commentary: Inspired by a true story (in precisely the same way that Hollywood movies are inspired by true stories). I was cleaning out one of my kitchen cupboards, and I came across an unopened jar of White Hot Wine Jelly. It’s the kind of thing that I might have been gifted once upon a time: I didn’t buy it. The rest of the story is just my mind wandering where it wants to.

Oh this definately has to sequel. I find out of date items more often than I dare say but I reckon someone from Mars visits my pantry too. ha ha.