If I had a maid! I would do much more with my time. I could build a table! It would be a small one though, not for eating. I could use my drill, and my wrenches, and my credit card. It would be magnificent!

If I had a maid! I would do much more with my time. I could fix my car! It’s such a cool vehicle and deserves my attention. I could use my wrenches, sockets, and my credit card. It would be awesome!

If I had a maid! I would do so much less with my time. I would sit on the internet, play crappy flash games, browse forums, wikipedia, and news blogs. I could ignore my life, my wife, and son, and I could use my credit card. It would be terrible!

I won’t be getting a maid.