What do you do?

What could you do? I don’t know about you but I’d start by looking around. Looks like you’re in a kitchen but you’re not sure. The light isn’t turned on, why wouldn’t you turn the light on? You turn the light on. The kitchen is illuminated by a compact fluorescent lamp or “CFL”. These light fixtures are very energy efficient and you replaced your old bulbs during a feel good binge on Earth Day last year. You like feel good binges a lot. You like food binges too, though.

What else is in the kitchen? A fridge, obviously. That’s good, you need one of those to go on your food binge. You open the fridge using the handle and the light comes on. It’s a CFL bulb too. You thought of everything.

You look in the fridge and you just see a jug of milk. You look behind the milk. Nothing is behind the milk. You didn’t think of everything. There’s a grocery list on the fridge. You never got any groceries. You never follow through on anything.

You kill yourself with the jug of milk.

Except that.