I want revenge
Because I know the real reason for Stonehenge.
Bear with me
Cause this one’s a grizzly!
Aliens landed upon our planet,
Crafted a great calendar out of granite,
Then altered mankind’s mind!
Making sure it was simpleton
By comparison
Capable of being hilarious, violent, and an embarrassment
To the true intelligence we are a joke, not even relevant!
All because they put our brain in a monkeys body,
And after many a monkey lobotomy,
Syringe pokings full of funky biology,
And other strange happenings with fancy technology—
They left us to live under a million hidden cameras!
They watch us
Yes, aliens stare at us!
We are their most successful show—
Broadcast on a scale that’s universal.