“So,” he began, eyes widening, hands getting ready to gesture wildly. “I was in this bar in Honolulu, and I saw this gorgeous chick. And I mean, she was… phwoar.” We all nodded in agreement. This girl must have been phwoar. “So I had to follow her! I followed her into this backroom and around this table was four guys in suits. As soon as I got in that room,” We all leaned in as he took a swig of Breezer “she took off her shirt! Damn, I nearly melted. Like any sensible guy, I went to walk round the front to get the full picture but then everyone looked at her and was like, ‘Wow’ and I was like ‘I know’ and then there was this blue light and I swear she was giving off this blue light and glowing and all this. Then,” he took another swig. “There was this elf that appeared and said ‘Oh, Goddess. Your light blesses us forever.’ Then he looked at me and pointed at me, and next I know I was on the floor in a pile of puke. Best experience ever.”
He took another Breezer from the cooler and promptly passed out.