This little gem was wonderfully cynical and irreverent. also it reminded me of a quote by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., author of Life’s Little Instruction Book…
“Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.”

Although I’m not fluent in French, I believe you misspelled ^%&*$
:P

this challenge seems to be about doing just that.. so I take this sentence to be advice given in consolation to one of the bridal party over a beer.

Well done.