Sorry for the belated comment. Unfortunately my aunt (mother’s sister) pass away after battling cancer so it’s been a long week.

I liked this, it reminded me of all the “bushisms” that George Bush slipped up on. My only nitpick would be the lack of periods on a few sentences (character limit?) also the 3rd to last sentence needs it italics fixed.

Aww, I’m so sorry to hear that, god bless.
And thanks, errors now fixed.
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