hah! awesome, reminds me of asimov for some reason

This is pretty excellent.f

Very nice! Short and sweet.

Frank wishes he hadn’t listened to that slick salesman at the store, even if he did offer to throw in, free of charge, a microwave oven that had an Australian accent.

Haha Cent, I was considering a sequel with a microwave!

Everything I want out of an appliance.

We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TVs

Great reveal! I’m not sure what cruel bastard designed that AI though.

This is the first story I’ve read that I’m tempted to write a sequel or prequel to.

I think that says plenty about it’s quality.

Great story, I thought at first the reveal would be she was a gynoid, but being the fridge was awesome.

I need of these fridges.

Good setup, good delivery. I hear her as Sigourney Weaver for some reason.

I think a fridge like that would be awesome, actually.

And I’m so slow that I didn’t get it until Muse’s comment

Good story, though

Haha… along with Proctagon, I failed to catch on until Muse enlightened me. This is a great piece, nice job!