Wonderful! I found the story a little confused until I got to the end and it all came together seamlessly.

It’s nice to read a funny entry too.

Thanks CR.

Blondes, perchance?

Probably, though Mary Sue usually has Blue hair and Green eyes.

I assume “Marry” is an unfortunate and confusing typo?

Yes. It happens to me more than I’d like to admit.

I had no idea what was going on until the last part – then I burst out laughing. Great work. :D