The first sentence is a bit too passive for this piece, but otherwise I really enjoyed it. It’s just my kind of twisted.

I liked it.
Humorous and awkward. Is that a good combo, I’m going to have to say ‘yes’.

Absurd. You get a character in not very much.
Scarily, I actually do this… talk to things… maybe he isn’t so messed up after all. Or I am.