It was an accident. Mike never meant it to be some political statement. It just … happened.

It began when he received a political flier in mail. He didn’t look to see which side it was from. All he saw was a picture of Sarah Palin and blah blah blah. He threw it in the small garbage can he kept near his computer.

That evening, Mike logged in to his favorite porn site. Browsing through the new posts, he saw a video of two teenage girls “exploring their sexuality.” About ten minutes later – while one doggy fucked the other with a strapon – Mike’s exploration of his sexuality came to an end. That’s why he kept a garbage can by his computer, so he wouldn’t mess up the carpet.

Once the experience was milked for all it was worth, Mike happened to look in the garbage can and saw a big glob of semen all over the picture of Sarah Palin’s face. His first reaction was to laugh, but then he realized that while he probably wasn’t the first guy to give her such a facial, he was probably the first to do it by accident.