Aww, poor snake. I would love to see a sequel to this detailing how Herbert managed to escape the evil parents and their murderous intentions. (I guess I could write one, maybe)

I HAVE SEEN SADDER.

I HAVE WRITTEN SADDER.

A+ FOR EFFORT, THOUGH.

MAYBE JUST BECAUSE I DIDN’T USE A WARM-BLOODED ANIMAL, BRYBRY

MAYBE YOU THINK YOU CAN RAG ON ME

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What an evil mother, what did the snake do to her?