An Epiphany
Lemme finish my Pabst first
Before you go and spell out the worst
Dang it, now my mind lapsed
Whatchew say d’other day
Just before the barn collapsed?
Was it, “Hey, Orson! Look out!” ?
As I nearly dispersed off this here Earth
Apparently my soul was reimbursed
So I could be there for my baby at birth