Imagine shoes that look like socks
That wash like socks
With mesh lining on top covered by sock material socks
Made of flexible, durable rubber that rolls on and off like socks
White socks, purple socks, any color socks
Imagine, shoe and sock needs all in one kind of socks!

Also, what about gloves that look like hands?
Helmets that look like heads?
Elbow pads that look like elbows?
Pretend-nudity-pants with customizable ass accessories!
Tag line: Junk up your trunk or funk up your junk SURGERY FREE! $29.98