Great plan, though decidedly less dastardly than I would have hoped.
Not sure how you’re doing on character count, but you’ve got a couple typos that could use some editing. Last line, first paragraph should be “likely” rather than “like,” and change “I might of heard he” to “I might have heard her” in that second to last paragraph.
I’m very interested to see where this goes as I have a feeling it will be to a very dark place. Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking.
John Perkins