This is a my comment and rating
this poem was somewhat irritating
the stanzas switch between metrics
and it failed at being Homeric
so reading it was quite eructating
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IMHO, this wasn’t as bad as Vogon poetry. but… some of the rhymes missed their mark, such as “night” and “life” don’t rhyme. I found it hard to read considering each stanza had its own metric
I feel that if each stanza had stuck with the 2 rhyming couplets (ie, aabb) it would have given it a more whimsical feel you seemed to be going for.

It was a fun read, but I agree that the changing metrics were pretty distracting.