oh ho ho ho

That was cute. Well done, madam.

I don’t quite agree with our talkative narrator in the last line; on the contrary, I think they’d get along quite well.
Most amusing, what a great way for me to start my morning. ^^

Clever. Very clever indeed.

Very nice. I’ve always wanted to meet the soul of wit.

Opposites do, at times, attract.

Perhaps they’ll become complementary neighbours.

Very, very clever writing! Thumbs up, all the way.

Very clever. I do feel it was a bit predictable, but that is a trend based on the format. It seems to be the way of stories here to turn the premise around on the reader at the last moment, and you executed that technique very well. I really enjoyed the way the style fit both the title and the trademark characteristic of our narrator, and for the most part, it didn’t feel weighed down it. Visually, the large paragraphs of the storyteller’s discourse contrast well with the discrete and pointed sentences of Brevity. All in all, very well done.

I thought I had already rated this. You said something about this being about me, are you saying I’m verbose viv? :P

I like it though. Clever and cute.

Oh wow, Viv, I totally dig this.

Clever; literary fun. Nice work.

Oh man I was worried the twist ending was going to be something lame like they were both cats (no offense Viv) but this was genuinely surprising and funny.