I comment a lot about closing lines, but I have to say this was the best opening line I’ve read in a while.

That first revelation was absolutely amazing; not only did it make my day, but it made my extensive list of awesome quotes. That takes skill, my friend.
Nice exposition, I’ll be interested to see what becomes of this bicycling detective…. or, I may add myself, who knows?

I’m guessing he’s got a DUI, but I hope he just never learned to drive or can’t afford a car. I really enjoy your writing. Quick question: Is the captial-H “He” in the last line intentional? Could be a typo, or he could be sporadically divine… You never can tell on Ficly.

Nicely done salient! As others have said, great opening line.