Who am I?
I’m noone and everyone.
I’m an introverted extrovert.
I’m a claustrophobe who loves a small dark room
and a sociophobe who just wants to chat.

Who am I?
I’m consistently inconsistent
I’m calmly hyperactive.
I’m as funny as a heart attack
and as serious as a clown car.

Who am I?
I’m a closed book who’s easy to read
I love to speak plainly in riddles.
I’m full of contradictions.
No I’m not.

It’s just who I am.