Clash of the Tight Pants

Pussyass, the son of Zass, must battle mystical forces and the wrath of the Greek Pantheon to save his lover from Heinies, king of the underground club scene.

Pussyass leads his army of go-go boys on a lust-filled and scantily clad quest to keep the underground club scene from becoming completely uncool.

Watch as Pussyass manages to defeat the evil and disgusting Megina, stopping her from cursing all men with erections lasting four hours or more.

Your heart will race as Pussyass saves his lover Andy from the Crack-in.

In the end, Pussyass and Andy are united. They celebrate victory by shedding their tight pants and sharing their love with the world (of underground gay dance clubs).

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