I expect
To remain
Invested in
The interests
Of these tiny
Insect tests

If linguists
List me
The best
Pest-peeve
Of poetry

I’d say thanks
And accept it
Humbly

(That’s a back handed compliment, btw, in case you think my melon’s swellin’— it’s not. not even close. I also despise disclaimers…dammit)