Uh-oh. I smell trouble for 28922102… this has sequelage potential, I like muchly.

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That would be a heck of a Kindergarten Class! 19327492, get back here! 83214927, keep your hands to yourself!

How about ‘Shakespeare Einstein’? A world like this has a lot of potential. I can think of a bunch of people who, at 18, would have made choices they would … regret … later in life if they got to pick their own names.