" Remember how I joked about getting you drunk and going through a drive through chapel."

“Yeah.” he replied anticipating the train wreck that was to come. Damn his uncontrollable drinking. This wasn’t the first time something like this had happened to him. He’d only half chuckled when she had pulled out that old tired joke.

“Well, my daddy has connections and he’s found out about your other “Vegas” wifes." ",She said drawling on in her thick Texas twang, " and well honey your in some deep do-do now."

Funny, how she refused to cuss, even in what was apparently a dire situation. Always the lady.

Suddenly, there was a loud knock at the front door accompanied by loud shouts, accentuated by a few choice words and the sound of the door be busted open the floor below.

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