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You’re a crazen skattle.
__Once kitten, now cat, but never cattle!
__Though you remind me of a fuzzy cow.
___You’re a fat sack of fluffy kung pow!

__________In the belly

______ You stink so feline smelly.
______Though clawed paw sweet—
____Without awe you’re not complete.

______I enjoy your meow dialect!

____The president of cats— you, I elect
_______Thee to a position so kingly
___You must muscle and leap mighty springy!
_______And the ghosts of kings past
Will kneel before your dish as you slop and eat it fast!