Yeah, I saw that coming from the line about flooding. Still, a funny take on the God/Jesus relationship, and the line about Peter in security was funny.

A few typos, like a ‘your’ instead of a ’you’re’ and an i that didn’t get capitalized. Minor stuff.

Thanks! I tried to drop hints about it being them all the way through but not say anything till the last line. :)

I also fixed everything you noted, thanks for the input!