“Fine,” said the fairy, “We’ll get you a lass.”
“Of fine ample bosom and fine rotund ass?”
The fairy wilts but nods for it is her job, getting young girls their Prince Hanks and Prince Bobs and sometimes their sisters Meryl and Christy.
Anne smiles quite sweetly and with a wink she began, “I’d like me a red-head if you possibly can. Not too pale or too freckly, I like a good tan.”
The fairy nods and comes up with a name, but Princess Emma is straight, now what a darn shame! Now she was sorry that she even came, but a botched match would quite mar her fame.
“How about blond, is that okay?” The fairy continues, not quite sure what to say.