Ding

what’s all this description shit???

Oh hi she.who.jiggles, I haven’t seen you online for ages, how are you?

I’m good. answer my first question

What are you talking about?

This: “Not great looking, not rich, good at losing jobs, good at losing partners, determined to succeed.” That’s one piece-of-shit negative personality description!

Well, it’s true. And I still pride myself as being a good writer. And the last item shows I have a sense of humour…

S.O.H. is good, honesty’s good, but I’ve been chatting with you for years now and you are a hell of a lot better than that description makes you sound. You need to pick your act up!

Are you saying you think I should add underestimates self to the list? LOL

STOP THE NEGATIVES! You’re a damn fine friend. And Sheila told me you are a caring and attentive partner and lover. And once you get over what Barbara recently did to you you’ll be back to your oh-so-sexy-and-attractive self again. you’ll be knockin them back!

You wanna come over?