Damn. This is good. I usually don’t show interest in challenge entries in fear of favoritism but you guys really raised the bar for this.

Your last statement executed it for me. It was good but that raised it’s worth even higher. Interesting concept.. very interesting.

Judging will be hard.

I’d have to agree with TSS – wonderful how you switched everything round in that last line… Thieves and drug-dealers we can forgive, but child-maintenance dodgers? The fiend!

I think you mean ‘sat on the floor’ in the first line unless Vernon has got himself into a particularly peculiar mess, but other than that, a clever take on the challenge – MH :)

VERY good and very funny. I really like the twist at the end.