What a gold mine.

Gorgeous. I think I can hear the literary angels softly singing in the background

Thanks. Props go to M.B. for the challenge though. Clue ficly is awesome!

But Mr. Green told me he didn’t do it.

[Also, you have “eased” twice at the beginning]

Haha, very clever. Nice relaxed, conversational writing too. I likey.

Corrected “eased the”. Thanks Jesse!

I think maybe Col. Mustard was more upset about the temporary blindness all that Estonian vodka caused him.

Good stuff!

Very fun turn of events, and I liked Col Mustard as the self-justified murderer. Also, you not only repeated ‘eased’ as a typo but used it again in the next paragraph. Could do with an alternate word choice.

Alternate phrasing completed, thanks THX

This was so smooth. I chuckled madly as the car came apart. Karma.