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A Day in the Life of the Pyro; part 2

So, later that day, we’re all settin’ up and shit, you know, just chillin, protecting our point , when this Spy fool comes creepin up, pretending to be Demo, like, you just know how those Blues Spies are. So I see him, and I look over at my Broseph, Sniper, and we just go, “Dude we gotta take this fool down.” So, run up and blast him with a flare , and sure enough, this dude’s a spy!

Then, just as the flamming queermo tries stabbing me with his homo-butterfly knife, Sniper McBrah Dude comes in and totally fucks this dude’s shit up! It was amazing, yo.

-PyBro

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