“Move, you tiny scallywags!” Yelled Captain Scurvy.
“Yes, captain.” Replied the midgets in a bored, droning voice. The captain was still not pleased.
“No! No no no no!” Yelled Scurvy. “From the top! Once more!” His one eye glared with hatred. They moved back with boredom.
“We are the midget pirates of the Zululand Sea
The midget pirate life is what’s the life for me.
Midget pirates, midget pirates, midget pirates ho
Midget pirates, not cute pirates, rape and plunder so.”
“No!” He yelled. “How are we going to recruit new pirates with that kind of attitude? Once again from the top!” A lone midget pirate came up to starboard to speak with the captain. He motioned for him to lower his head so he could manage a whisper.
“Nonsense!” Proclaimed Scurvy, motioning to his crew. “You wouldn’t mutiny me.”
And at that, the midget pirates attacked, swarming him like ants with much ankle biting and stabbing. Finally, they could get back to raping and pillaging.