Hahahahahaha. but not funny at all. I’m laughing because this is so exquisite from the story to the language to the emotion! I was loving the christmas scene…and then my world shattered when I found out it was all in her head. And the ‘gutted him dry’ line…mmwhah! How could this have only been viewed 4 times and have no comments or ratings! That’s a disgrace. This is awesome!