There’s a point in your life when you realize that there are some people that you should have never met, and some things that you should have never agreed to do. And after that realization, it hits you that you can never take any of it back. Why?
Because life sucks just like that.
Gregory Thomas Maximus really loved to annoy me in those six out of eight classes I had with him. He would throw pieces of paper at the back of my head (because he was always sitting somewhere directly behind me), shake all the desks by shaking one knee, tap his pen or pencil on the desk nonstop no matter how many times I told him to stop, and lean into my ear and whisper things like, “Hey. Did I tell you that you smell funny this morning? I can smell you all the way back here.”
And by the way, I smell like roses or apples, thank you very much. I like my lotion, and just because one guy decides to tell me he thinks I smell funny, doesn’t mean I’m changing it!