The greatest Time Traveller Ever.
I have travelled since time began.
Through the ages I have been upgraded,degraded,disregarded,discarded and transformed by many ideologies to do their bidding. I have been through wars and depressions. Now I find my days numbered.
I cannot deliver the virgins promised by the masters. I also cannot halt the decline of the world and its people.
I am the greatest time traveller and yet time, for me, is winding down fast.
I am The Bible.