He kept rambling, “Because he’s already pissed off over the fact that he blew up his own universe, and begins to ruin the vampire empire’s shit. Of course, his spec-ops training and knowledge as a theoretical-fucking-physicist won’t be enough to destroy them and their evil ways, so the enslaved race’s elder leader channels all his psychic energy into Will Smith, giving him all these awesome psychic abilities like causing people’s insides to implode just by staring at them and other shit like turning himself into a million tiny venomous spiders that can turn people’s flesh to goo. So yeah, Will Smith goes into overdrive and pretty much rapes the fuck out of the vampire empire and does all this other crazy shit as well, like fighting this intergalactic space whale that eats stars and planets to sustain itself. And pretty much throughout the entire film there’s only like 30 lines of dialogue, and 90% of these lines are essentially just Will Smith taunting his enemies before ending them in some badass fashion.”