Do not fear, and by fear, I mean ‘do not be enraged or disgusted with me’. This is, as implied, the first page; as there will be many more to come.
(winking smiley-face)

I have read many twists for endings but I just don’t get this at all. If the chairs are burnt they would be ash? How can you pile up ash? I am willing to be enlightened.

Balls, like large ox + Oxen, castrated male cattle = Funny. XD