Seagulls! Right? Riiight?
And them crocs… Jeeeesus, they play havoc with a bird’s feet. Know what I’m sayin?!
I love how through all the absurdity I totally understand the conformist swarms that flock to the beach witnessed by our feathered frenemy. It always has a message and it’s always written beautifully.

Yes, I see what you did there, PJ— havoc, feet, there’s a theme, you’re adding to the rhyme scheme, haha.

Since you commented I have altered it, made it much longer and changed some stuff, but I’m glad you liked it initially… I hope it’s better… it’s just flat out ridiculous, but I hope it’s better, haha.