Dear Goat-Footed Lord of Shadows, from Caveman Phil

Dear Goat-Footed Lord of Shadows,

I hope you liked that cave-bear we burned on the sky-stone for you. It cost me several fingers. Not that I mind, of course. I wasn’t complaining! Please don’t give me the fever.

I hope things go well at the meeting with those strange people in the cave over the valley. They have some very odd ideas, O Horned One. They say we didn’t invent fire, and that they have a better technique for it. Of course we invented it. We used it to drive back the Original Shadow in which you cloaked the world from the eyes of the Star Giants.

If only we could find a way to stop it burning Caveboy Billy when he’s holding the sticks together.

Not that I’m complaining.

Your arch-priest and devoted servant,
Caveman Phil

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