Franklin. Inventor of Clover.
What’s wrong with Franklin?
Franklin is GREAT!
He’s never too hot or too cold. Far too big or way too small.
Franklin isn’t too sweet or too sour. He’s not a marathon or sprint. A famine or a feast.
He’s not skinny marge and he’s not full fat butter. Franklin is the best of both.
The happy place.
Churned like butter with only half the saturated fat.
Franklin is PROUD to be slap bang in the Middle!
His name is Franklin. And Clover was his idea.