Damn robot dogs man. I swear it was a good idea at the time. I just wanted to have some one to pet and love you know? Thought it would be like those little robo-dogs that were all the rage back in the day. But noooo. They were mean little buggers. The minute I activated them they chased me all around the office and cornered me up on my desk. Good thing they can’t jump. I was trapped up there for a good three hours or so, until their batteries ran out. I was going to make them nuclear powered but I decided that kids playing with tiny nuclear piles would be a bad thing. And if they some how melted down we could have a whole generation of comic book kids.