Dear God, from Cavewoman Jane
I gotta tell you, I am getting tired of all these dinosaurs. The other day I swear I saw a velociraptor hanging around outside. There are just so many of the ugly things, and so many of them are so BIG! Even the peaceful ones are as likely to step on you as not. I much prefer the mammals you created— much cuter and fuzzier, even the ones with sharp teeth.
Why, I wouldn’t shed a tear if one day all the dinosaurs just up and died.
Any way, bless my family and all that.