The end is intentionally the most terrible part (though that is debatable, haha). This is a fun challenge!

Nice taddy! i luff it.. owo

Rhymes with a sense of humor and it’s hard to call it bad poetry. The spitting phlegm somehow worked very well. How did you do that? I couldn’t do that! Great entry.

I like the ending! It’s so abrupt, but still passionate. Awesome piece. :)

Haha I love the last line. It’s a killer. Is this how I’m supposed to feel? :P

This has the humor and lack of well-trained verse I was looking for. (Geez, I feel like I’m insulting you.) Well done!

haha, not at all. I got sick of quatrains, ballads, iambic pentameters and hai-achoo-ku (excuse me) a while ago! Now I write like an ass all day :)

Thanks for the backhanded compliment, haha. No, but really, thanks. This has made my night.