Not my favorite entry, but its all I could come up with.

I think it’s quite good. The small additions work well in staying faithful to the olde rhyme.

Victim of a robbery… Hm…

Personally – I think taking out the theivery part and turning into a mafia hit would be more humorous… and it would add a touch of mystery – who would take a hit out on an old man? Does he have a history? Anyway – just my thoughts.

Nice job on exposing the truth.