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Ext. The Shire. Day

HOBBITSES tap on mobile devices. They sip lattes and bang out drafts on their round laptops.

Int. PJ Baggins Home. Day

PJ BAGGINS feeds a BABY HOBBIT, returns it to its crib.

PJ Baggins: Mommy’s got to return to her work now. Important doins.

She plops down at her computer where the website of PJ Baggins’ Free Script Library appears.

PJ Baggins taps out a web page: ‘A place for learnin’ and greatness, free like the air, like any brick ‘n mortar type library!’

Somewhere across the mountains of Mordok the earth trembles and shakes.

To Be Continued … ?

(Satire concerns a recent lawsuit that seeks $15M from a woman who maintained a “script library” on the Internet for several years.)